What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 00:04
Loons and Moons
So they tried
Still no good.
What sets porcini mushrooms apart from other types of mushrooms, such as button mushrooms?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
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Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
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If there was only one man remaining on the Earth, would this be regarded as extinction?
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
How can we become the best humans? How can we trust each other?
No way
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
If you were president, how would you make America "great again?"
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.